This week's horoscopes - 16-22 July 2012

Get your party hat on - this week's all about a buzzing social life. I've seen it in the stars...

Jul 16, 2012 at 3:00pm | Leave a comment


You can't tell, but I'm doing an excellent job of holding Rebecca up in this picture... 

Full-on Mars makes intense moves
Argumentative? You? Erm yes, but this week confrontation is a good thing, and the best way for you to get your point across, so get ready to throw the mother of all tantrums…

Generous Jupiter highlights your strengths
Now’s the time to spill that secret you’ve been keeping to yourself – in return you’re going to get some very juicy information from someone else…

It’s all action in the House of Love
Proving that you can get too much of a good thing, your sex life is almost going to be too hot this week. Yes, that’s right, I said it’s going to be too hot. Poor thing – are your diamond slippers too tight as well???

A New Moon in Cancer is full of promise
You’re going to have a productive week, so make the most of it. Your success at work might cause a few issues at home, though, so be prepared to stand your ground.

Sociable Jupiter is making whoopee
You might be planning to stay in every night this week, but no such luck. Even that promised quiet night in the pub is going to spiral out of control, so you might as well just suck it up and enjoy yourself.

Mercury offers you psychic powers
Check you out Miss Networker! You’re catching all the right people’s eyes this week, and you’re also working out the subtexts other people are missing, so make the most of your new-found superpower!

Macho Mars gives you fighting spirit
The gloves are coming off. If you want to get your own way, and bag your heart’s desire (or that bloke you fancy in the pub), you’re going to have to pick a few fights…

Mars and Pluto ooze sexual tension
It might feel like people are cracking on to you right, left and centre this week, and that’s because they are. If a certain someone suggests a dirty weekend away, now’s the time to go for it…

Your ruler Jupiter whips up a sultry storm
If someone’s making you feel suffocated, now’s the time to say something. Everyone likes getting a bit of attention, but too much and you’re liable to freak out.

Mars and Uranus make sparks fly
You’ve finally got back the get up and go you’ve been looking for, so make the most of it, especially at work. There might be a couple of unexpected spanners in the works though…

The Ideas Zone is frantic and fertile
Even if the idea you’ve been presented with is downright bonkers, you know in your heart of hearts that it’s a good one. Fight for it and things will start to fall into place…

Speculation on love is your celestial mission
You might pretend to be a romance Scrooge, but we all know that you secretly love the flowers, the chocolates and all the PINK! Give into it this week – someone wants to romance the hell out of you.