When you send the energy of your intentions into the universe, this manifests those intentions into reality, or the universe manifests your desires into part of its grand plan. The specifics are kind of sketchy.
Let me save you the humiliation of purchasing the Louise Hay "affirmation" app on your iPhone. And I'll give you some of my favorites. They're super embarrassing.
Do I realize that all this sounds a little cray cray? Sure, but it's my family's cray cray and I'll defend it with every ounce of good chi I have in me.
I've been soaking for the last 20 minutes in what is described as a Detox Bath, but is kind of more like Detox Soup with Human.
So, after years of staring at the damp stain on my ceiling and nervously ignoring the huge crack in the wall, I recently got my living room decorated professionally. I have really high ceilings, and after several half-assed and slightly ham-fisted attempts to do it myself, I decided to Get A Man In.
I have menstruating on the brain, friends!
It's nearly, almost, soon to be the party season, and you're already on fire...
You've got heaps of energy this week, so make the most of it and GET THINGS DONE!
This week, it's all about PROGRESS, people! Buck up your ideas and you'll be amazed at how much you achieve!
Play your cards right, and you can expect fireworks this week - which is handy, given that it's bonfire night.
Horror-scopes - because it's nearly Halloween. GET IT?
You've spent plenty of time considering your next move, this is the week for action!
This is definitely the week to be productive. You might just need to change your method slightly if you really want to get things done...
You're on fire at work - will you let than fun extra curricular activity derail your plans?
Don't worry if you're getting the Monday blues - by the end of this week, you'll be doing cartwheels in the bedroom. Metaphorical or otherwise...
this week's horoscopes
Is your diary looking full this week? You might have to choose between getting your work done and getting your rocks off...
There's plenty going on this week - in fact, you might find yourself stretched in several different directions