strictly come dancing
The one where there was a lot of filler before (SPOILER) Louis and Flavia won!
strictly come dancing 2012
It’s semi-final time which means five couples, ten dances and a whole lot of sparkle.
strictly come dancing 2012
This week was dance fusion week. I hate dance fusion week. And strangely, Craig Revel Horwood has started being nice to everyone. It's all very confusing.
strictly come dancing
The one where I’m back on reviewing duty and Louis Smith learns how to act.
strictly come dancing
But Victoria Pendleton really does. Is that too much of a spoiler?
the hour
Bel's back! Hector's back! Freddie's back, and he's bought his beard with him!
strictly come dancing
Despite a 6,000 strong live audience, flying bike and men dancing in tiny yellow pants, Saturday's show was a bit of an anti-climax.
strictly come dancing 2012
No, I'm not crying, I've just got glitter in my eye. It was an emotional week on the Strictly stage.
strictly come dancing
I'm entirely basing my judgements on nine seasons of couch criticism and absolutely no dance training. Just call me Alesha.
tv recaps
That’s it? THAT’S IT? Jesus Julian Fellowes, we wait 8 weeks for this season’s pay off and THAT WAS IT?
tv recaps
No Jerry Hall this week (sob), but we did have a vampiric Craig Revel Horwood. PLUS! Brucie does the Gangnam Style dance, with disastrous results.
downton abbey
It's the penultimate episode of the season, which would explain all the convenient plot devices. There was a disappointing lack of Halloween theming though...
strictly come dancing 2012
tv recaps
I've taken over this week's Downton recap duties, so expect more factual inaccuracies, and several references to salmon mousse. You're in for a treat.
tv recaps
When I'm not spilling my guts on xoJane, I'm an actual, proper, actual TV Editor. Which makes me uniquely qualified to tell you what you should be watching this autumn...
strictly come dancing 2012
This week someone's going home! Don't panic, it's not our favourite Texan ironing board. It is still really sad though...
strictly come dancing recaps
tv recaps
This week, Julian Fellowes manages to make terrorism, prostitution and feminism bland. Good show, old chap.
downton abbey
Mr Carson 4 Mrs Hughes 4ever!!!!! Also, Edith isn't getting a shag after all...
hollyoaks
Like normal Hollyoaks, but with more swearing, bums and mediocre rappers.
tv recaps
Downton Abbey is back! Is Bates still languishing in prison? Is Mary actually going to get married? Will Edith ever get laid? All will be revealed...
strictly come dancing 2012
Strictly is back, and I predict that this year it will be even more amazing then normal, because JERRY FUCKING HALL is in it!