stevie martin

Cystitis: A Tragedy

It feels like my faff has become a selection of kitchen knives, and they're all jangling around making me wee and massacring my insides.
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Healthy, stevie martin, Cystitis

Jan 14, 2013 at 10:00am | 35 comments

stevie martin

How To: Hang Out By Yourself, A Beginner's Tutorial

When everyone else is busy, it’s all too easy to make lazy onesie-focussed decisions because you’ve forgotten that going to the pub, having a proper nice lunch or going to see a film alone is even an option.
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Fun, stevie martin, How to be on your own, procrastination

Jan 7, 2013 at 10:00am | 66 comments

don't try this at home

Don’t Try This At Home: Occasional Adult Acne Edition

Featuring houmous, aspirin face masks and my nan...
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Beauty, don't try this at home, stevie martin, Adult acne, Acne cures, home-made beauty treatments

Dec 17, 2012 at 12:59pm | 27 comments

flatmate

How To: Be A Less-Worse Flatmate Than Me

I am a constant source of irritation to my flatmates. I hair dyed the bathroom wall, I broke a sofa, I accidentally threw up on some builders, I threw dried rice all over myself and lived for ten months with dried rice under my bed.
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Fun, flatmate, renting, how to be a good flatmate, living in london, stevie martin

Dec 10, 2012 at 2:00pm | 39 comments

vegetarians

Get Bent, Meat-Eaters

My name's Stevie and I'm a vegetarian. Alcoholic would at least conjure romantic images of mental fragility and drug addiction is getting almost boring in its ubiquity. But vegetarians are, y’know. Michael Bolton is a vegetarian.
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Issues, Vegetarians, Meat Eaters, stevie martin, Why Stevie's a vegetarian

Dec 3, 2012 at 2:40pm | 62 comments

sex

I Find Romantic Nicknames Arse-Clenchingly Uncreative

AKA how I tried to get my boyfriend to stop calling me 'Babe' and start calling me 'Fitbiscuit'
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Relationships, sex, nicknames, romantic nicknames, kim kardashian, stevie martin

Nov 15, 2012 at 11:12am | 50 comments

don't try this at home

Don't try this at home. Dodgy Homemade Face Masks Edition

Each week I try the weird beauty DIY homemade shit just for you. Think of my face as a lab, and your eyes as the thing in labs that scientists look through when, y'know, considering microbes.
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Beauty, don't try this at home, stevie martin, facemasks

Oct 2, 2012 at 1:30pm | 8 comments

stevie martin

Don't try this at home. No really, DON'T.

I'm going to road-test some of magazine land's more crackpot beauty suggestions, just for you...
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Beauty, stevie martin, don't try this at home, magazine beauty tips

Sep 21, 2012 at 5:00pm | 17 comments