disney
My shocking discovery in a Main Street, U.S.A. bathroom launched me into a lifetime of looking back at my shortened childhood.
poems
It's a feminist poem about my period.
first period
Do you remember Kotex Personals Protective Panties? If you don't, that's okay, because I'm pretty sure that my mom was the only person who bought them.
deep embarrassment
My 14-year-old self would totally kill me right now.
periods
I have menstruating on the brain, friends!
menstruation
Corrigan’s column appears to have been an attempt at satire, but the fact that he’s an incredibly shitty writer means it fell far short of the intended goal. Instead it just reads like a string of misogynist jokes glued together with flapping noises from his butt cheeks.
mooncup
The thought of Mooncups grossed me out so much I decided to actually use one and write about how repulsive the experience was. Turns out they're all absorbancies of awesome. Except they don't absorb anything, they sort of "collect". A collection of awesome.
periods
As most of you have probably worked out by now, I am a boy/male/unfemale. So, like, it’s impossible for me to menstruate. So my non-existent vagina doesn’t bleed. But my soul does. At how bad my skin is right now. CHRIST. Yeah that’s right, I’m on my boy-period.
greasy hair
An ex-beauty ed charts the hair and skin nightmares during her period and shares her secrets on how she tries to look un-mad and un-menstrual