obnoxiously objectifying thursdays
This isn’t really an OOT. Yes it’s Thursday, and yes I will probably be being pretty obnoxious (old habits and all), but there will 100% certainly not be any objectifying. Because this my friends is not some flash in the pan, daydream inducing, wake-up-panting-in-the-middle-of-the-night lust-a-thon. No, this is real, true love.
obnoxiously objectifying thursdays
“His long, amiable face looked as if it had generated spontaneously from his top hat, as white maggots breed from Gorgonzola.” HOT.
obnoxiously objectifying thursdays
obnoxiously objectifying thursdays
Tom Selleck might be the perfect man. Boys with guitars/tattoos/skinny jeans may be nice to look at, but they will always be just that - boys.
obnoxiously objectifying thursdays
obnoxiously objectifying thursdays
From now one we're taking OOT to the public vote on Twitter. Shit just got real. PLUS: Win an xoJane UK Oyster card holder!
obnoxiously objectifying thursdays
John Barrowman, like Captain Jack Harkness, is too amazing to be real. He must be from space, from a future far removed from our own; a future where a man can be what he is meant to be and yet attractive to everyone
obnoxiously objectifying thursdays
Never before has a man sweating while eating a 14 inch pancake been so goddamn sexy.
obnoxiously objectifying thursdays
In this week's OOT I am totally hot for teacher. Well, ok, librarian... same difference
obnoxiously objectifying thursdays
obnoxiously objectifying thursdays
Rupe can be always relied on to look dashing in period costume – with or without sideburns, sporting a frock coat or breeches, he looks perfectly at home striding about in a commanding manner
yotam ottolenghi
Ottolenghi personifies the ideals of tall, dark and handsome. He’s swarthy without being smarmy, and that Israeli lilt in his voice offers an exhilarating touch of the exotic.
obnoxiously objectifying thursdays
Half of me wants to brush his hair and straighten his tie, and the other half wants to mess it all up a whole lot more...
obnoxiously objectifying thursdays
He’s the thinking woman’s bit of crumpet, so I’ve shamelessly commandeered him for this week’s OOT.
obnoxiously objectifying thursdays
Yes, this week I am obnoxiously objectifying a fictional character – namely the hero of Margery Allingham’s detective novels, Albert Campion.
obnoxiously objectifying thursdays
Colin is the acceptable face of Hanks hotness – while it has always felt a bit wrong to fancy Tom, his offspring is seriously fit.
obnoxiously objectifying thursdays
I’m going to push the boundaries a bit with this week’s OOT subject and hope that there are enough of you out there who, like me, appreciate a longhaired, leather-trousered metal god to support my choice!
obnoxiously objectifying thursdays
Man, I love a tall dark and handsome with cheekbones I could slice cheese off (I also love cheese).
obnoxiously objectifying thursdays
Joseph Gordon-Levitt is a love-you-longtime crush for me - as in, since before he got hot. While everyone else was considering emigrating to Australia for Heath Ledger's accent in 10 Things I Hate About You, I was just pining for the cute, accessible, nice-guy JGL.
obnoxiously objectifying thursdays
When Phoebe (and the rest of you), noticed that I had a giant picture of Michael Cera's head on my living room wall, she knew she'd found the perfect subject, and author, for this week's Obnoxiously Objectifying Thursday...
all the young dudes
Ok this week’s OOT subject is completely self-indulgent (what do you mean they’re always self indulgent?!) because I’m currently watching all of Buffy the Vampire Slayer for the first time ever and my internal teenager is completely in love with Seth Green’s character, Oz.
avengers assemble
At first glance, you might be thinking who? But when I say he was the big-bad Loki in Avengers Assemble, I’m doing that stroky chin thing. He’s sexy, non?