facebook
Today in stuff I feel irrationally guilt about: pretending online that things are cool when things are actually totally not cool.
babies
I don't actually hate your baby! It was just a thing I did for money once.
illeism
We are all super annoying to each other, now that we always know what everyone else is doing and thinking, at all times.
babies
A friend of mine recently received an anonymous email telling her to "cool it" with the baby pics on Facebook. Who does that?!
hater app
Why does the idea of a "dislike" button on Facebook fill me with sooooo much joy?
facebook
The problem with something so big, so incredibly huge and out of control is that everyday you will see someone who you previously thought was alright, being a dick.
social media
It's certainly killing my attention span. While writing this paragraph I have: followed an ongoing theological/sexuality debate on twitter, seen a spam email about a dating site called “Christian Mingle” which I couldn't have less interest in joining, and a video of Harry Styles being hit in the balls by a shoe.
bad pictures
Sometime in the last few years, I've gone from compulsively untagging every remotely unflattering photo of myself to making them my profile pictures. And it feels AWESOME.
topless photos
Like Kate Middleton, I know what it feels like to make a boob - three days ago I accidentally uploaded an entire album of topless photos of myself to Facebook. And didn't notice for a fair while.
facebook
Social networks are like a catty BFF. You wouldn’t be without them, but sometimes they can be a real bitch...