nipples
Next we'll be requiring children to wear swimsuits in the bathtub. Which, as an *almost* never-nude, I'm actually totally okay with. (Joke!)
pregnancy
I had five miscarriages by the time I was 39 years old. I think with six you get an egg roll.
children
One of our favourite pieces from earlier this year... "Just to give you an idea of what I’m dealing with, as I sat down to write this my dog threw up. Twice. Then my daughter wiped his dribbling saliva and put it in her mouth. Welcome to my life..."
god
When you eject a baby from your belly, they don’t come with a handbook, which means bringing up a kid is mostly guesswork. Particularly when she's having an existential crisis.
in

Dec 27, 2012 at 10:00am | 7 comments

childfree
If everyone could just mind their own damned business when it came to who has kids and who doesn’t, we’d all be happier people. Trust me on this one, people.
 
children
I returned to London when Gabe was five months old and it was then that Dan opted out of Gabe's life, leaving me a letter that labelled me a disappointment to him, and Gabe too painful a reminder of what a fuckup he was.
children
Before I had a baby, I was lazy, self-involved and never wanted to do anything but watch TV. So this is one of those positive motherhood stories about how dirty nappies helped to make me a better person...
children
So pull up a chair and let me tell you why...
in

Jul 25, 2012 at 2:30pm | 56 comments

children
...and I need your advice!
in

Jul 16, 2012 at 1:01pm | 118 comments

children
This was originally going to be a story about how the book 50 Shades of Grey got me pregnant. Sadly, it’s now about something completely different.
children
Would you marry someone who already had children with someone else?
babies
And how do you know that you're actually going to like your child???
in

Jun 29, 2012 at 11:42am | 61 comments