Sure, there was plenty of latex and PVC, safety pins aplenty, fishnets, zips, studs, chains, bits of bondage and the odd Mohawk, but all ever so slightly in the manner of a suburban am-dram society putting on their annual tarts and vicars party.
Do you know how hard it is to write an article about shoes with resorting to puns? “Best foot forward!” “Step into Spring!” “Fancy footwork” Arghhhh it’s torture, I tell you.
When you have some advice, you can find me at Target, buying my 100th $7.99 "Favorite Tee." Heeeeeeeeeeeelp.
I have been sized by so many salespeople that I feel I may never trust again.
It's press day season at the moment (it always feels like press day season actually) and I've been going to just a few - those brands that I know I like to wear and think you, dear xoJaners, would really be interested in reading about.
There's a high waisted galaxy-print bikini, for one. Also Gabi is very pretty, but that is nothing new.
Besides glamourosity, the biggest advantage to nighties are how ridiculously comfortable they are.
My immediate response to this question is “HELL no, are you mad?!” but friends have asked me this in all seriousness several times now, and I did spot a girl in white at a wedding recently, still, really?
It was time to clean out the closet, drastically and once-and-for-all. I was sick of feeling as if my clothes owned me. I know ten pieces sounds pretty draconian, but more minimal is always more peaceful.
As if I'd let gender "rules" govern how I dress myself.
Upload your photo to Instagram with the hashtag #MakeMeaModels1Curvy and see how you get on!
Apparently, we regularly wear only 20% of the clothes in our wardrobes. I can relate. CLOTHING CODE RED.
A spring coat should be decorative rather than functional, like a pug.
FINALLY THIS IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION IS ANSWERED. BY ME.
Spring is taking its time in properly arriving so if the only thing I can do to inject some colour into the gloom is cruise the internet for a while filling up my fantasy shopping basket, then so be it.
I can't believe the amount of bile that's being directed at Kim Kardashian for her 'maternity style faux pas' - well, actually, I can.