Tory was born in the smog-ridden north-east of England. Her greatest achievement is inventing the sport of Extreme Spooning and taking it international in the January of 2007. A hatred of fresh air and star-gazing brought her down to London, where she argues over the Oxford comma and why Claudia Winkleman is the greatest thing on British TV.

Age: 28

Twitter: @ToryFrostWrites

What I Do, Job-wise: Edit and write staff magazines.

What I Do, Fun-wise: Bake incredible loaf cakes (I like my desert in slabs), endlessly psychoanalyse anyone who isn’t an extrovert, sing in a choir of ladies and avoid housework at all costs.

My Motto: Do people really have mottos? I’ve thought about this question for so long that the word ‘motto’ has become ridiculous.

My Anti-Motto: “My motto has always been…”

The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Tramp in Lady and the Tramp

My “celebs to make out with” list: Gosling, Hamm, Fassbender and Orange.

The Most Played Song On My iTunes: The 12-minute version of Meatloaf’s I Would Do Anything for Love.

Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: Let’s just say I read yet rolled my eyes throughout all three and my inner goddess does not approve.

My Most Worn Item of Clothing: All seven of my Breton tops. Who says busty girls can’t wear stripes?

Beauty Products That I Hoard: Batiste Tropical and XXL Dry Shampoo, Bumble and bumble surf spray, L’Oreal liquid eyeliner and, recently, Kate Moss for Rimmel lipsticks.

I smell like: Tom Ford Black Orchid, Batiste Tropical and garlic.

I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): No way Jose.