Stuart Heritage writes about film and TV for The Guardian, to little-to-moderate success. He co-founded LUVandHAT.com with Robyn Wilder, who you may have heard of. He also has a personal website that doubles as a dimwitted cookery blog. He wrote this bit, and doesn't know why he kept referring to himself in the third person like this. It's weird. He lives in London, and quite often really fucking wishes he didn't.