I'm a writer in London who enjoys films, books, dry shampoo, cheeseboards and dogs on the tube (these things are unrelated). I work for, co-edit Fest magazine over the Edinburgh Festival period and am a jack of roughly two trades (writing and eating).

Age: 24

Twitter: @5tevieM

What I Do, Job-wise:Staff writer at but I like freelancing my wares about the place.

What I Do, Fun-wise: reading, writing and worrying I'm not having enough fun.

My Motto: Do not surround yourself with people you don't like.

My Anti-Motto: Try everything once (often inadvisable i.e. heroin etc)

The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Freddie Prinze Jr

My “celebs to make out with” list: Brandon Flowers, Paul Rudd, Colin Firth circa Darcy

The Most Played Song On My iTunes: The Black Keys: Next Girl

Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: The Easy Way To Stop Smoking (it worked)

My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Doc Martens and a large shapeless crap cardigan.

Beauty Products That I Hoard: Estee Lauder Advanced Night Repair (sample bottles), Max Factor pan-stik, anything by Benefit because it's so expensive and cool.

I smell like: Dreams

I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Yes