Sally is a childless freelance writer making most of her living from babies (journalism, not trafficking). She interviewed Elmo once (massive diva). Red biro is her crack – getting to mark an A’Level paper remains the best moment of her life. Despite this she lives in a house with four real life friends. Loves Arsenal and spends stupid amounts on jumpers.
What I Do, Fun-wise: Tubing between friends in north and west London, kitchen-based revelry (less cooking, more getting squash ratios just right) and hitting up the Royal Court theatre in the hope of seeing masturbation simulated onstage again.
My Motto: ‘I have just as much of a dark side as the next person’.
My Anti-Motto: ‘Oh, really? When I buy a new book, I read the last page first. That way, in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side.’
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Kevin Costner, circa Dances with Wolves
My “celebs to make out with” list: Thierry Henry
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: Anything by Toni Braxton
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell by Tucker Max. I was curious.
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Cropped cashmere jumper by Antipodium - surprisingly versatile.
Beauty Products That I Hoard: Batiste dry shampoo
I smell like: Alberta Ferretti by Alberta Ferretti
I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Yes, and I felt dirty afterwards.