My parents only came to one of my ballet recitals, and laughed so much I was then moved to doing football with the boys. I am not very good at football. My best friend is my little sister Emma, although she would not say the same. If I share a bed with you I will put my cold feet on your warm legs, and wrap myself up in the duvet like a sausage roll. I have very few repeat bed sharers, inexplicably. I have never let the fact that I don’t know the words stop me from singing. Loudly.

Age: 27

Twitter: @fashionablylost

What I Do, Job-wise: Writer

What I Do, Fun-wise: Interrupt other people to tell my own ‘funnier’ stories; apologise to other people

My Motto: I love life My Anti-Motto: You can sleep when you’re dead.

The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Macaulay Culkin. And I still think things would have worked out better for him if we’d got together. (In an innocent way - I was seven years old).

My “celebs to make out with” list: Ryan Gosling, Paul Walker, the abs on the Abercrombie shopping bag

The Most Played Song On My iTunes: Gumboots, Paul Simon

Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: The View from the Way Down, Rebecca Wait

My Most Worn Item of Clothing: A pair of ‘borrowed’ Topshop Leigh skinny jeans- they are made of a miraculous material that just gives and gives. It’s like a free diet.

Beauty Products That I Hoard: I once stayed in the W hotel. I’m still using their free Bliss Spa samples. I smell like: non-bio washing powder

I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Yes, I am very polite