Lindsey Wahowiak of xojane.com

LINDSEY WAHOWIAK is a DC-based health journalist and competitive baker, not necessarily in that order. When she's not in the throes of a great kitchen experiment, she's writing for magazines and blogs. Learn more about Lindsey and her predilections for Muppets, baked goods and embarrassing stories at www.lindseywahowiak.com.

Age: 27

Twitter: @lindseywoho 

What I Do, Job-Wise: Health journalist

What I Do, Fun-Wise: Competitive baker and live storyteller

My Motto: "The most deadly poison of our time is indifference."

My Anti-Motto: "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels."

The Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Donatello (TMNT)

My "Celebs To Make Out With" List: Paul Rudd, Jason Segel, Gillian Jacobs, Gabi Fresh

The Most-Played Song On My iTunes: "This Year" by The Mountain Goats

Last Book I Read Without Skimming: "Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?" by Mindy Kaling

My Most Worn Item of Clothing: black V-neck or a Dillon Panthers T-shirt. We don't get fancy around here.

Favorite Beauty Product: Covergirl Lashexact mascara in black, Nars illuminator in Orgasm

I Smell Like: Ladyboy by Lush, whiskey, determination

I Have Faked An Orgasm Yes/No: I try not to reward bad behavior!