Kaite Welsh is a failed spy, academic and rollergirl. Literally the only things she's good at are writing, making a good cup of tea, and sex. It's possible that doing the other two professionally would pay better.
Age: 29 and ten months
What I Do, Job-wise: Write about feminism and books and lesbians and feminist lesbians in books.
What I Do, Fun-wise: Read 19th century novels and pretend I'm a Victorian lady detective.
My Motto: For (Drag) Queen and Country (Music)
Anti-Motto: Go away, I'm reading.
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Emma Thompson. My proudest moment is not making a twat out of myself when I finally met her.
My “celebs to make out with” list: Tilda Swinton. Olivia Williams. Judi Dench as M.
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: Thea Gilmore, This Girl is Taking Bets
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: When the revolution comes, people who skim-read will be first against the wall.
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Pearls.
Beauty Products That I Hoard: Red lipstick, gold eyeliner.
I smell like: Tea and existentialism.
I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Yes. It seemed polite at the time.
Obnoxiously Objectifying Thursday: Ben Whishaw 10
Why My MA In Gender Studies Made Me A Better Feminist 5
It Happened to Me: I Cheated On My Wife With Someone At Work And I Hate Myself For It
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What Are The Quickest Ways To Lose Weight Fast But Not Be Super Unhealthy (Like By Thursday Fast?)
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I Read Amanda Knox's Book And Regret Ever Making Fun of Her Online
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"How Do You Spell It?" LIfe With A Name Nobody Knows How To Pronounce
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It Happened To Me: I'm A 22-Year Old Christian Virgin And I'm Saving Myself for Marriage
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What The Hell Is Wrong With Me Now?
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