I love watching Seinfeld, eating Turkish delight and singing Destiny's Child on karaoke. When I was little, I thought I'd grow up to be really tall, quiet and studious. But I'm 5ft 5in, generally the noisiest, crudest person in the pub and spend my time reading women's mags and thinking up filthy puns. But when I was little I thought being Polly Pocket was also a job, so you live and learn. When I'm not hanging out with my boyfriend in our freezing cold flat in Brixton, I can be found painting silly designs on my nails, going to watch films in the Ritzy, or drinking Red Stripe and tearing up the dancefloor in Efes.