Mother, Wife, TV addict, obsessed with butter, cakes and skinny jeans that don’t go baggy after one wear.
What I Do, Job-wise: TV Editor for a weekly men’s magazine.
What I Do, Fun-wise: Bake cakes, dress my child like me, hang out with the husband watching lewd comedies, chest bumps and grow herbs.
My Motto: Things get done
My Anti-Motto: ‘If it’s meant to be, it’s meant to be’. No it’s not.
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Rob Lowe My “celebs to make out with” list: Tom Hiddleston (who should be Christian Grey) and Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: Mumford and Sons Roll Away. (My kid and I like to dance around like rednecks pretending to play the banjo)
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: Fifty Shades of Grey and Fifty Shades Darker – lady porn. I’ve read them in a matter of days.
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Knackered Carvela biker boots.
Beauty Products That I Hoard: Nude lipsticks and black liquid liner.
I smell like: Blue Comfort clothes softener and Philosophy Pure Grace and occasionally cigarettes.
I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Yup!
How Soon Should You Put On That ‘Baby on Board’ Badge? 14
Hello Old Friend! I’ve Rediscovered Another High Street Staple, The Body Shop! 27
Bloody Brilliant BB Creams: The Lowdown 28
I Can Fix Your Dry, Wintry, Scabies Looking Legs 22
Apparently Giving Birth is Women’s Greatest Fear. Don’t Panic Ladies, It’s Really Not That Bad 14
Obnoxiously Objectifying Thursday: Timothy Olyphant 10
An Open Letter To Kirstie Allsopp: The NCT Really Isn't All Bad 8
Why Seeing A Psychic Can Screw With Your Head 3
How Do You Explain God To A Three Year Old? 7
Dani Waxes the Inside Of Her Nose: We’re Cracking Down On Nose Hair, For Real 9
Save My Face: No Matter How Crappy You Look the Morning After the Night Before, These Products Are Your Saviors 15
I’m a Fighter, Not a Lover. OR: Why I Keep Getting Into Arguments in the Supermarket 18
Why Charities Are Doing My Head In 26
My Rediscovery Of Lush And Our Love Story 39
Jews in the News 7
The Books I Love To Hate
My Daughter Was Arrested, Expelled and Charged with a Felony for a Same-Sex Relationship She Had As a Minor
Steven Hunt Jr. of xojane.com
Fun With Face Masks
Why I Sometimes Do My Son's Kindergarten Homework, Plus 5 Weird Coloring Books You Have To See
Eva Glettner of xojane.com
I Can't Believe I'm Doing This But Here's A(nother) Gatsby-inspired Style Story
"How Do You Spell It?" LIfe With A Name Nobody Knows How To Pronounce
Elahe Izadi of xojane.com
It Happened To Me: I'm A 22-Year Old Christian Virgin And I'm Saving Myself for Marriage
Abby Carney of xojane.com
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