I moved to London when I was 18, from a little place called Grimsby. I hoover up books, spend too much money on hair dye and obscure jewellery from eBay, and actively enjoy crying at films. I’m a self-confessed girly boy, and an incessant wearer of black. I have just graduated with an English degree from Goldsmiths University.

Age: 21

Twitter: @ashleyjclarke

What I Do, Job-wise: I’m a very recent graduate trying to make it as a freelance writer. I am currently networking my balls off.

What I Do, Fun-wise: I’m constantly on the internet, sleeping, or loving my friends too intensely.

My Motto: Don’t get mad; get everything.

My Anti-Motto: Ignorance is bliss.

The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Eva Green

My “celebs to make out with” list: Emily Browning, Juno Temple. And probably Meryl Streep.

The Most Played Song On My iTunes: Song to the Siren – This Mortal Coil

Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: I never skim any parts. OCD. Angela Carter’s The Bloody Chamber.

My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Double-sole brothel creepers and infertility inducing jeans.

Beauty Products That I Hoard: I have all of the Lush cleansers… shh.

I smell like: Moisturiser, hairspray, and lemons apparently.

I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Yes, yes I have. Awkward.