Because fatties should be able to look like delicious giant cupcakes on their wedding day, too.
Italian leather sandals made before my very eyes down the street from my house? Oh yes please...
If you have to walk, you may as well wear something comfortable. We can't all be carried around in a chair by our loyal subjects. ALSO: I hope you like the 1970s.
I stopped hating my body when I realized that number doesn’t mean dick.
I’m aware that I tend to drone on about espadrilles quite a bit “espadrilles this, espadrilles that...” Well guess what? This season fashion’s finally caught up with me... or did it just come full circle? Either way, I WIN because espadrilles are EVERYWHERE.
This one's for all you, loyal xoJaners below the equator.
But it's the greatest underwear there ever was. Warning: There are a lot of bare butts in this post, none of them mine.
the jane dough
It’s hard to believe, but it’s true. The paint spot on these jeans? High school play, 1999.
How lovely to end the week with such a happy story – today the co-founders of Tatty Devine, Harriet Vine and Rosie Wolfenden will be MEETING THE QUEEN (ahhhh so jealous) to receive their very well deserved MBEs for services to fashion.
Which, by the way, is absolutely nothing like the peasant skirt of 2007...
But really though, who wears sunglasses on the tube? Come on, confess!
Sometimes I pick up a garment in a really cheap clothing store and am bowled over by the horrible “burning tire” smell emanating from it. According to Greenpeace, that smell is caused by straight-up toxic chemicals.
Flip-Flops are morally wrong, unsanitary and dumb.
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Hold on you guys because I am about to BLOW your MINDS with how awesome this look can be.
While size 8 forms are fine for making clothes for fit models, manufacturers seem to have forgotten that the human body just doesn't "scale up" in uniform increments when it gets larger.
Here's some creepy eyeball stuff for gorgeous ghoulies. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!